Door Instructions Reach New Desperate Low

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If your door needs instructions; you really need to question both your level of failure in life, and the reason you haven’t ended it yet. (harsh?)

But if your door needs pathetic, pleading, desperate instructions like ‘Push Only’ you are not only a complete moron, but you’re too stupid to even have any idea *how* stupid you are.

ITS A DOOR. DONT PUT A HANDLE THAT SAYS PULL ON A DOOR YOU HAVE TO PUSH. Use a push plate.

It is, perhaps, no co-incidence that this bar is largely frequented by dumb rich people. This picture was taken at 'Chill Sky Bar’ at the Uber launch party in Saigon. This place plays your typically too loud AWFUL relentless Asian cheese 'dance’ - and whilst it’s not 'Chill’ - it is high up which is handy for throwing yourself off the 30th floor when you can’t stand the DJ anymore….

Saturday, August 30, 2014 — 2 notes   ()
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